Chancellor Injury Slurs

Chancellor gets laughs as he tries to pronounce "superfluous" after having split his lip in a pickup Scoopball game.

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Sith Crackdown on Citizens

Sith Empire cracks down on citizens wishing to celebrate the Republic Peace Prize awarded to a prominent dissident.

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