Sunday, September 12, 2010

Droid Assassination Spree

Droid assassin kills 5 Sith soldiers on Ashas Ree. The droid has unknown programming and should be considered unstable.

Original Story: Suspected U.S. drone kills five in Pakistan

Jangelle Governor Killed

Governor of Jangelle killed in routine traffic accident, though investigators are suspicion of the timing of events leading up to the crash.

Original Story: Venezuelan governor found dead after crash

Escape at Star's End

85 inmates escape Star's End in a hijacked craft. No word yet on accomplices, though 2 guards are missing.

Original Story: Report: 85 inmates escape from prison in Mexico

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Coruscant Traffic Deaths Low

Speeder deaths on Coruscant lowest in 200 years due to better safety, better skylanes, and better awareness of drivers.

Original Story: Traffic deaths lowest since 1950

Tanaab Governor Assassinated

Governor of Tanaab killed in own office by unknown gangsters. The governor was supportive of the Republic's efforts to curb organized crime.

Original Story: Mexican mayor gunned down inside own office

Chancellor Firm on Sith Smashing

Chancellor: Smashing Sith Holocrons only encourages radical elements in that religion.

Original Story: Obama: Quran-burning plan is 'recruitment bonanza for al Qaeda' By the CNN Wire Staff

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Corporate Sector Admits Limited Fault

The Corporate Sector releases a report on the causes of the Glee Anselm Magma Plume disaster, indicating limited fault on their part.

Original Story: BP report spreads blame across Gulf spill actors

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Victim Coffin Mixup

"My wife is no Rodian" complains husband of victim in shuttle hijack by Trooper. Reports of a "coffin mixup" has authorities concerned.

Droid Denies Deity

Droid philosopher S-HWK3-NG calculates the beginning of the universe is a natural consequence of physics, not created by a deity.

Eeral Menaces Arkania

Galactic storm Eeral continues to menace Arkania as evacuations continue. Smuggler activity reported to be up sharply in the confusion.