Showing posts with label Sith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sith. Show all posts

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sith Spy Promoted?

Beautiful Sith spy A. Charman now publicly revealed as Darth Char in smuggled footage from Jedi sources. The spy was exchanged earlier...

Original Story: Pro-Kremlin group luring youth with spy luster

Friday, September 17, 2010

Holotoonist Hides

The holotoonist behind "Draw Darth Andeddu Day" goes into hiding amongst increasing death threats. The holotoonist from Byblos called off...

Original Story: US cartoonist goes into hiding after threat from Islamic extremists

Smashers to be Billed

Planners for the "Sith Holocron Smashing Day" to be billed 180,000 credits for security preparations that were not needed.

Original Story: City plans to bill pastor for security around planned Quran burning

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sith Temple Protested

Bitter protests surround building of Sith temple on Coruscant. While peaceful, tensions are high as protestors promise more direct action.

Original Story: Rival protests held at New York Ground Zero mosque site

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Chancellor a Sith?

One in five citizens of the Republic believe the Chancellor is a Sith, says new survey. Chancellor's supporters: "We'd be able to tell."

Original Story: Growing number in America believe Obama a Muslim - poll

Monday, August 2, 2010

Force-transitional Denied Treatment

Sith-to-Jedi-transitional denied treatment at Metellos hospital. "Bring the Jedi Council's approval" before treatment nurses say...

Original Story: Transgender woman says hospital mistreated her

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Immigrants Fear New Law

"Illegal" immigrants from Sith space move further into the Republic ahead of controversial new law that would send them back.

Original Story: Migrants sell up, flee Arizona ahead of crackdown

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Refugee Visas Unavailable

Republic immigration visas for victims of violence in Sith space have been used up, causing panic amongst refugees. 1 million allotted...

Original Story: All 10,000 crime victim visas issued

Planets Support Anti-Immigration Law

9 planets show support for new anti-immigration law separating the Sith Empire from the Republic, further raising concerns for violence...

Original Story: Brief for 9 states backs Arizona immigration law

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Darth Caedes' Heart Replaced

Ailing Sith Darth Caedes has heart replacement surgery, bringing total body prosthesis to 74%. Ousted from power, Caedes seeks revenge...

Original Story: Former Vice President Cheney recovering from heart surgery

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Law Causing Border Tension

New anti-immigration law further splits Sith Empire and the Republic, but at what cost? Reports indicate flow of immigrants not stemmed...

Original Story: Civil rights group claims Arizonans are fleeing to New Mexico

Sith/Jedi Swap

Beautiful Sith spy shipped to Korriban after exchange swaps Jedi for Sith. Known for her ability to blend into social circles...

Original Story: U.K. revokes citizenship of Russian spy Chapman