Showing posts with label egg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label egg. Show all posts

Monday, August 30, 2010

Egg Investigators Horrified

Egg recall investigators report horrific conditions including refuse, uncaged animals, and disease-tainted droid manipulators.

Original Story: FDA reports numerous violations at egg farms

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Egg Recall Expands

More species of eggs added to recall that stretches across the Core and into the Colonies. Current count of recalled eggs: 1 quadrillion.

Original Story: Check your refrigerator! Two new egg brands added to recall list

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Egg Recall Spreads

Egg recall spreads to other worlds in the Core as illness is reported on five more planets. The current recall amount is 220 trillion eggs.

Original Story: Michigan added to list of states facing salmonella-related egg recall

Friday, August 20, 2010

Egg Illness Triples

Cases of illness from tainted eggs triples on Coruscant with the recall expanding to nearly 5 trillion eggs.

Original Story: Salmonella cases almost triple as tainted eggs are recalled

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Eggs Infect Thousands

Thousands fall ill on Coruscant, linked to infected eggs. A trillion egg recall is underway as more ill flock to hospitals daily.

Original Story: Egg recall grows to 380 million, hundreds may be sick