Tecave Defends Safety Record

Tony Tecave: Corporate Sector has excellent safety record, despite accident on Glee Anselm. Tecave testified before the Senate today...

Original Story: Hayward Defends BP’s Safety Record

"Golden Jetpack" for Tecave

Tony Tecave continues to dominate the galactic news cycle as details of his "golden jetpack" surface. Angry Nautolans protest the package...

Original Story: Tony Hayward's Golden Parachute

Tony Tecave Out

Tony Tecave is ousted as leader of the Corporate Sector over his "gross incompetence" in handling the magma plume crisis on Glee Anselm.

Original Story: BP ousts CEO Hayward and taps an American

End for Spill Boss?

Tony Tecave, current leader of the Corporate Sector, to be let go as damage control for the magma plume on Glee Anselm continues.

Original Story: BP set to replace CEO