Showing posts with label droids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label droids. Show all posts

Monday, December 20, 2010

Droids: "Don't Ask" Lifted

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ban lifted on droids in the Republic Military. Considered prejudicial because of past beliefs about droids...

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Droids Kill Citizens

"Legal" combat droids kill Republic citizen "militants" on Ord Mantell, enraging local government and raising battle-droid ethics questions.

Original Story: Pakistan drone strike kills 7 suspected militants

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Hyperdrive Experiment Success

Experimental Hyperdrive a rousing success after a droid-crewed test flight resulted in a perfect flight.


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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Droids Need Fewer Baths

Your droid doesn't need that much oil! Modern owners use too much oil in their droid's baths, say maintenance experts.

Original Story: For the Dishwasher’s Sake, Go Easy on the Detergent

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Droid Assassination Spree

Droid assassin kills 5 Sith soldiers on Ashas Ree. The droid has unknown programming and should be considered unstable.

Original Story: Suspected U.S. drone kills five in Pakistan

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Droid Denies Deity

Droid philosopher S-HWK3-NG calculates the beginning of the universe is a natural consequence of physics, not created by a deity.