Dancers Disrupt Church

Twi'lek dancers protest religious group using exotic dance in front of church. The Bron Church seeks to shut down Twi'lek clubs.

Original Story: Ohio strippers stage picket outside church services

HOPA a Hoax

"HOPA" junior broker a hoax according to sources who hired the actress that played the role. Feminists and brokers reportedly disappointed.

Original Story: A word from Jenny (16 Photos)

HOPA Broker Quits

Twi'lek junior broker resigns position by spelling out "I quit" in smashed droid parts after boss calls her "HOPA" ('slave girl' in Ryl).

Original Story: Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)

Ryloth Welcome Mistaken

Republic military scrambles attack craft after Twi'lek "traditional welcome" mistaken for attack on Chancellor's cruiser at Ryloth.

Original Story: Military scrambles jets after Obama air space violated, NORAD says