Greenputt Sparks Fire

Greenputter starts wildfire when his electroputter strikes an alluvial dampener hidden in the grass. No injuries reported...

Original Story: California golfer's errant swing 'sparks 12-acre blaze'

Fyury Furious For Oversleeping

Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."

Original Story: Furyk disqualified for oversleeping

Woods' Divorce Final

Famous greenputter Bha'lir Woods is single after his divorce became final today. Woods' infidelity came to light after a speeder crash...

Original Story: Tiger Woods' divorce finalized