Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."
Original Story: Furyk disqualified for oversleeping
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Galeras Goes Nova
Galeras goes nova, snarling navigation along the Perlemian Trade Route. Traffic advisories are likely to be in place for a few more days.
Original Story: Colombia's Galeras Volcano Erupts, No Injuries
Original Story: Colombia's Galeras Volcano Erupts, No Injuries
Egg Recall Expands
More species of eggs added to recall that stretches across the Core and into the Colonies. Current count of recalled eggs: 1 quadrillion.
Original Story: Check your refrigerator! Two new egg brands added to recall list
Original Story: Check your refrigerator! Two new egg brands added to recall list
Murdered Humans Were Migrants
Humans in mass grave were migrants moving to the Core, says local authority. Murdered migrants were likely slain in a Chiss/Hutt dispute.
Original Story: Mexican investigators trying to identify 72 bodies found near border
Original Story: Mexican investigators trying to identify 72 bodies found near border
More Mad Melvine Machinations
Mad Melvine in the news again as local prosecutors find new evidence in his domestic disputes. Melvine uncharacteristically had no comment.
Original Story: Prosecutors get evidence in Mel Gibson domestic violence probe
Original Story: Prosecutors get evidence in Mel Gibson domestic violence probe
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Militia to Guard Holocron Smashing
Armed militia to stand guard during Jedi Holocron smashing event hosted by local Sith temple on Commenor.
Original Story: Pastor says armed militia to protect church during Quran-burning event
Original Story: Pastor says armed militia to protect church during Quran-burning event
Mass Grave Found
Mass grave found of humans in the remote Outer Rim. Officials speculate they are part of a long-running feud between the Chiss and Hutts.
Original Story: Probe continues into 72 bodies found on Mexican ranch near U.S. border
Original Story: Probe continues into 72 bodies found on Mexican ranch near U.S. border
Supernova Traffic Alert
"Red alert" issued for the star Galeras, which is expected to supernova soon. Galeras sits on the Perlemian Route and will disrupt travel.
Original Story: 'Red alert' issued for Colombian volcano after non-explosive eruption
Additional Information:
Original Story: 'Red alert' issued for Colombian volcano after non-explosive eruption
Additional Information:
- For travelers navigating Core-ward from beyond Tanaab, HNN recommends choosing to move through Hapes Consortium space, then Kattada-Carida-Tapani.
- For travelers navigating Rim-ward from the Core, HNN recommends detour to Kattada via the Metellos Route, then Commenor-Onderon-Hapes Consortium, then Tanaab.
- All travelers can expect significant navigational delays.
Egg Recall Spreads
Egg recall spreads to other worlds in the Core as illness is reported on five more planets. The current recall amount is 220 trillion eggs.
Original Story: Michigan added to list of states facing salmonella-related egg recall
Original Story: Michigan added to list of states facing salmonella-related egg recall
Cardooine Cough on Corellia
Cardooine Cough outbreak on Corellia is worst in centuries due to lack of immunization in children, say health officials.
Original Story: Whooping cough outbreak could be worst in 50 years
Original Story: Whooping cough outbreak could be worst in 50 years
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