Jedi Missing

Jedi investigating human migrant deaths in the Outer Rim goes missing along with guard detail. Chiss deny involvement, Hutts silent...

Original Story: Chief investigator of Mexico mass killings goes missing

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1. Imperial Agent found slain at his home was 2 weeks post-mortem. Blue lightsaber found on body indicates Agent may be a Jedi cross dresser.
2. Rampant holonet hoax message states that a giant orbiting battle station will be visible in the sky "as large as a moon" tomorrow.
3. Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."
4. Mad Melvine in the news again as local prosecutors find new evidence in his domestic disputes. Melvine uncharacteristically had no comment.
5. HNN Special Report: Forces of the Black Sun reportedly attack Corellia in an effort to secure smuggler trade routes.
6. Armed militia to stand guard during Jedi Holocron smashing event hosted by local Sith temple on Commenor.
7. "Red alert" issued for the star Galeras, which is expected to supernova soon. Galeras sits on the Perlemian Route and will disrupt travel.
8. Cardooine Cough outbreak on Corellia is worst in centuries due to lack of immunization in children, say health officials.
9. A popular low-emission speeder, the Prior, will get an artificial humming sound to warn pedestrians due to its silence while in motion.
10. Trapped Apatros miners heard singing through comlink sent down rescue hole. Estimates for rescue still remain in the timescale of months...
11. Famous greenputter Bha'lir Woods is single after his divorce became final today. Woods' infidelity came to light after a speeder crash...
12. Bitter protests surround building of Sith temple on Coruscant. While peaceful, tensions are high as protestors promise more direct action.
13. Discharged Republic Trooper hijacks shuttle and takes hostages. Several hostages killed in police assault on shuttle, hijacker shot dead.
14. "I thought it was already sealed?" Glee Anselm residents confused as Corporate Sector engages in its 14th "final seal" of the magma plume.
15. Major battle on the Sith borderworlds of Empire and Republic space. Battling smuggler and Sith warships reported around five systems...
16. New Republic Credit rules take effect, protecting consumers from high fees and data-transfer-outages.
17. Rape and molestation charges dropped against the founder of Hololeaks, also known as #wookieeleaks.

Agent was Jedi Cross Dresser

Imperial Agent found slain at his home was 2 weeks post-mortem. Blue lightsaber found on body indicates Agent may be a Jedi cross dresser.

Original Story: Murdered spook was a cross dresser

Moon-sized Battle Station Hoax

Rampant holonet hoax message states that a giant orbiting battle station will be visible in the sky "as large as a moon" tomorrow.

Original Story: Mars-moon hoax returns

Teen Robber a Murderer

Robbery goes awry when teen murderer shoots victim because "he said I looked like a spring nerf."

Original Story: Girl, 14, charged with shooting two men, one fatally

Fyury Furious For Oversleeping

Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."

Original Story: Furyk disqualified for oversleeping

Galeras Goes Nova

Galeras goes nova, snarling navigation along the Perlemian Trade Route. Traffic advisories are likely to be in place for a few more days.

Original Story: Colombia's Galeras Volcano Erupts, No Injuries

Egg Recall Expands

More species of eggs added to recall that stretches across the Core and into the Colonies. Current count of recalled eggs: 1 quadrillion.

Original Story: Check your refrigerator! Two new egg brands added to recall list

Murdered Humans Were Migrants

Humans in mass grave were migrants moving to the Core, says local authority. Murdered migrants were likely slain in a Chiss/Hutt dispute.

Original Story:  Mexican investigators trying to identify 72 bodies found near border

More Mad Melvine Machinations

Mad Melvine in the news again as local prosecutors find new evidence in his domestic disputes. Melvine uncharacteristically had no comment.

Original Story: Prosecutors get evidence in Mel Gibson domestic violence probe