Corporate Sector Admits Limited Fault

The Corporate Sector releases a report on the causes of the Glee Anselm Magma Plume disaster, indicating limited fault on their part.

Original Story: BP report spreads blame across Gulf spill actors

Victim Coffin Mixup

"My wife is no Rodian" complains husband of victim in shuttle hijack by Trooper. Reports of a "coffin mixup" has authorities concerned.

Droid Denies Deity

Droid philosopher S-HWK3-NG calculates the beginning of the universe is a natural consequence of physics, not created by a deity.

Eeral Menaces Arkania

Galactic storm Eeral continues to menace Arkania as evacuations continue. Smuggler activity reported to be up sharply in the confusion.

Innovation Channel Hostages Safe

Terrorist killed after taking hostages at HNN's sister network "Innovation Channel." All hostages are safe but concerns exist for...  a rumored bomb, so authorities are taking their time investigating the corpse.

Original Story: Discovery Channel hostage situation: Gunman, believed to be James Jay Lee, shot by police; hostages safe

Greenputt Sparks Fire

Greenputter starts wildfire when his electroputter strikes an alluvial dampener hidden in the grass. No injuries reported...

Original Story: California golfer's errant swing 'sparks 12-acre blaze'

Muja Announces Today

Today is Muja's Fall Announcement, where new products are announced amidst pageantry and showmanship. This year has a musical theme...

Original Story: What Apple will, and won't, announce today

Arkania Evacuations Begin

Galactic Storm Eeral is expected to hit the Arkania system this weekend, bringing ionization and cosmic winds. Evacuations are underway.

Original Story: Hurricane Earl downgraded to Category 3, still threatens East Coast

Fungus Massacre on Felucia

"Fungus massacre" as mushroom hunters on Felucia die in droves. A combination of bad weather, poisonous fungus and predators...

Original Story: Mushroom hunter "massacre" claims 18 lives in Italy

Smuggler Warlord Apprehended

Famed smuggler warlord Blondie Valdez captured in the Outer Rim after more than a year of tracking and pursuit.

Original Story: Mexico captures "La Barbie" drug trafficker