Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Darth Caedes' Heart Replaced

Ailing Sith Darth Caedes has heart replacement surgery, bringing total body prosthesis to 74%. Ousted from power, Caedes seeks revenge...

Original Story: Former Vice President Cheney recovering from heart surgery

Gay Succumbs to Dix

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix at 200 meters. The Bi-Sector Solar Thruster championship is decided by size, not skill...

Original Story: Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Plume Cap Test Controversy

Disagreements continue between Corporate Sector and Republic over tests on the new cap for the mantle plume at Glee Anselm.

Original Story: BP to proceed with crucial test on leaking Gulf oil well

Sith Censorship Surge

Korriban clamps down on computer networks that link to the Republic and within the Sith Empire. While censorship is nothing new...

Original Story: Clampdown rumored as China "twitter" sites down

Jobless Benefits End

Discontent among the jobless in the Republic grows as Senate unemployment benefits run out for billions across 100 worlds...

Original Story: Fears grow as millions lose jobless benefits

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Teen Bandit Guilty

"Barefoot Buccaneer" pleads guilty to a string of property and spacecraft thefts, ending on Kattada. The handsome teenage Hapan...

Original Story: Quick guilty plea in 'Barefoot' case in Bahamas

Law Causing Border Tension

New anti-immigration law further splits Sith Empire and the Republic, but at what cost? Reports indicate flow of immigrants not stemmed...

Original Story: Civil rights group claims Arizonans are fleeing to New Mexico

Sith/Jedi Swap

Beautiful Sith spy shipped to Korriban after exchange swaps Jedi for Sith. Known for her ability to blend into social circles...

Original Story: U.K. revokes citizenship of Russian spy Chapman

Magma Plume Still Leaking

Burning magma plume enters day 84 on Glee Anselm as a new effort to plug the leak continues. Caused by Corporate Sector cost-cutting...

Original Story: Some Oil Spill Events from July 13, 2010

Lightball Commissioner Dies

Lightball commissioner and Alderaan Astrals owner Gorrge Stoneburner dies at 80 on Alderaan. Loved by fans for his passion for the sport...

Original story: Steinbrenner's Obsession Was Yankee Wins