Mine Destroys Liner

1400 die in a civilian passenger liner when it strikes a derillium mine in the war-torn Bright Jewel Cluster.

Original Story: Afghanistan: Roadside bomb 'kills 14 civilians'

"Anti-Jedi Cartoon" Terrorists Charged

Terrorists intent on bringing down a regional holonews network for "anti-Jedi cartoons" are formally charged by the Republic.

Original Story: 'Muhammad cartoon plotters' charged in Denmark court

Sith Villager Murdered?

Outrage in Sith space as images of a murdered villager from Sith Empire space are spread virally. Held down and crushed under a droid...

Original Story: Chinese villager's death sparks national outrage

Genocide on Hirsi?

Republic envoy warns that election crisis on the world of Hirsi could turn into genocide between the human and Qwohog peoples.

Original Story: Ivory Coast on 'the brink of genocide,' U.N. envoy warns

Blasters Influence Smashball

Blasters fired at players in a regional smashball tournament bring to light concerns about fans influencing the progress of the game...

Original Story: Indonesia anger over lasers in Malaysia football match

Naboo Bombs Defused

More bombs found at embassies on Naboo. Royal authorities report all new bombs were defused before detonation.

Original Story: Parcel bomb defused at Greek embassy in Rome

Storm Snarls Core Hyperlanes

Galactic travel virtually halted throughout the Core Worlds as a hyperspace storm snarls safe hyperlanes.

Original Story: More air travelers grounded amid snow storm in New York, New England

Massange Publishing Deal

Hololeaks founder Jul Massange signs publishing deals worth 10 million credits to "pay for legal fees and keep Hololeaks afloat."

Original Story: Assange signs book deals worth over £1m

Sith Spy Promoted?

Beautiful Sith spy A. Charman now publicly revealed as Darth Char in smuggled footage from Jedi sources. The spy was exchanged earlier...

Original Story: Pro-Kremlin group luring youth with spy luster

Calls Can Occur

Holocommunications coming back online after galactic blackout caused by supernode failures preventing calls from relaying to destinations.

Original Story: Skype slowly recovers from global blackout

Naboo Embassies Bombed

Parcel bombs explode in 2 planetary embassies on Naboo, a "wave of terrorism" unconnected to student protests, say officials.

Original Story: Two injured in parcel blasts at embassies in Rome

Kattada Flooding Continues

Torrential rains end but flooding continues on Kattada, where malfunctioning weather satellites caused storms over resorts and harbors.

Original Story: Soggy southern California facing even more rain, forecasters say

Hutts Threaten Holy War

Hutt Clans threaten a "holy war" against the Bothan worlds in retaliation for live-fire exercises. Hutts claim superweapons will be used...

Original Story: North Korea threatens 'sacred war' with the South

Loronar Tightens Media Laws

Loronar tightens holonet and media laws, days after the ruler gains new powers to pass laws without the planetary government.

Original Story: Venezuelan parliament votes to tighten internet rules

Students March on Naboo

Students march the streets of Naboo in protest of education cuts, snarling commerce and stopping tourism. Peaceful masses of protestors...

Original Story: Italian students demonstrate against education reforms

Hutts Produce Propaganda

Hutts launch propaganda campaign to win over Bothan border worlds. Considered by observers to be comical, a deadly threat underscores...

Original Story: Official: North Korea targets South Korea in propaganda drive

Bothan Exercise Escalates

Bothan military forces plan largest live-fire drill in years near Hutt space. Thousands of cruisers move to the border in this escalation...

Original Story: South Korea says it will hold large land and air drills Thursday

Kattada KO'd by Flooding

Storms and flooding on the resort world of Kattada closes down most land-based business as work crews scramble to contain the damage.

Original Story: Major flooding in Laguna Beach, mudslides in canyons as storm bears down on L.A. [Updated]

SWART Up For Vote

Chancellor counts on new "SWART" Super Weapon Arms Reduction Treaties to be ratified by the Republic Senate. An important legacy...

Original Story: Senate vote on nuclear treaty may be defining moment for Obama

"Bowcaster Cannibal" Sentenced

The "Bowcaster Cannibal" is given a life term on Kessel for his murder and mutilation of 3 Trandoshan females...

Original Story: Crossbow Cannibal given life term for Bradford murders

"Freeze" Causes Frustration

Transport delays "completely unacceptable" states elements of Republic government as the Hyperspace freeze continues in the Inner Rim.

Original Story: Cold weather causes travel chaos

Urnsor'is Man Actor Falls

Actor in troubled musical "Urnsor'is Man: Power Down the Dark" is injured during performance when his grav-unit fails...

Original Story: 'Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark' performer hospitalized after fall

Hutt Empire "Won't Retaliate"

Hutt Empire agrees to not retaliate for "provocative actions" taken during the Bothan military exercises yesterday.

Original Story: S. Korean official: North's lack of retaliation a political play

Rare Solstice Lunar Eclipse

Local News: Your planet may be having a total lunar eclipse tonight!

Learn more here: Solstice Lunar Eclipse

Droids: "Don't Ask" Lifted

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ban lifted on droids in the Republic Military. Considered prejudicial because of past beliefs about droids...

Original Story: US Senate lifts 'don't ask, don't tell' gay soldier ban

Hyperspace Freeze Disrupts Travel

"Hyperspace freeze" shuts down travel, both commercial and personal, throughout the Inner Rim. As spaceports close, supplies dwindle...

Original Story: Snow disrupts travel across northern Europe

Militants Sabotage Freighters

Militants sabotage fleet of supply freighters bound for Ord Mantell, the latest in Republic setbacks in the region.

Original Story: Militants attack two fuel tankers, Pakistani official says

Bothan Exercise Ends

Bothan military exercises end on the Hutt border, Bothans and other border planet citizens begin to filter back to threatened worlds...

Original Story: S. Korea's live-fire drill ends calmly; country still on high alert

Combat Droids Kill 600

More combat droids descend on remote portions of Ord Mantell, killing 600 militants and civilians.

Original Story: Scores die as drones renew attack on Pakistan's Khyber

Chancellor to Sign Cuts

Chancellor expected to sign 800 trillion credit tax-cut deal passed by the Republic Senate. The bitterly fought partisan tax plan...

Original Story: Congress passes extension of Bush-era tax cuts

Indoumodo Election Crisis

Disputed election on Wild Space planet of Indoumodo draws Republic attention. "Step down, incumbent" says the Republic. Military on alert...

Original Story: Ban to Ivory Coast incumbent: Step down, there's no other option

Spy Cover Blown

Top Republic spy pulled from Ord Mantell due to his cover being blown by Hololeaks/#wookieeleaks, say Republic officials.

Original Story: Top U.S. spy pulled from Pakistan after terror threats

Republic Sues Corporate Sector

Corporate Sector shares drop sharply after Republic reveals a number of lawsuits for the magma plume event on Glee Anselm this year.

Original Story: BP shares hit over Gulf of Mexico spill law suit

Best Song Contenders

41 songs contend for "Best Song" in holofilm Ongree awards including "Me and Handooine." 5 will be short-listed before next month's event.

Original Story: Oscars 2011: best song contenders unveiled

Droids Kill Citizens

"Legal" combat droids kill Republic citizen "militants" on Ord Mantell, enraging local government and raising battle-droid ethics questions.

Original Story: Pakistan drone strike kills 7 suspected militants

Massange Bailed Out

Jul Massange released from prison on bail as he fights extradition. Bothans enraged, insist he is going to "flee to the Outer Rim."

Original Story: http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/12/16/uk.wikileaks.investigation/index.html?hpt=T1

Scoopball Rules Auctioned

Document with original 13 rules for the game Scoopball sold at auction for 43 million credits - the most of any sports memorabilia.

Original Story: Basketball rules hit record $4.3m at Sotheby's auction

Verpine Vision Valued

Database created to show other species how Verpine see the world using UV and microscopic vision.

Original Story: Database shows how bees see world in UV

Banker Son Suicide

Son of vilified banker Mad Offe dies of apparent suicide on the second anniversary of his father's arrest for cheating investors.

Original Story: Madoff son found dead of apparent suicide

Sith Inflation

Inflation ravages the Sith Empire as food costs skyrocket. Increased material prosperity under the Sith comes at a price...

Original Story: Chinese inflation spikes on food costs

Drug Gang Siege Broken

The drug gang siege of key areas of Denon is broken by planetary militia and police.

Original Story: Mexico police break Morelia drug gang blockade

Hapan Royals Attacked

Reclusive Hapan Royal Family attacked by student protesters using paint, demonstrating a massive security breakdown.

Original Story: Could Charles and Camilla have been better protected?

Call For Freedom

Republic Peace Prize winner Lu Shau'bo "must be freed" from Sith Empire prison says Peace Prize committee.

Original Story: 'Liu Xiaobo must be freed' - Nobel prize committee

Joint Exercises End

Joint military exercises of the Bothans with the Republic and the Centrality end today. The border crisis between the Bothans and Hutts...

Original Story: Japan, U.S. wrap up joint military exercises

Galactic Holiday for Katie

Today is the galactic holiday "Katie's Day." Celebrations are occurring from Republic to Rim in honor of Katie Goldman.

Original Story: 'The Force' is with you, Katie

Chancellor Injury Slurs

Chancellor gets laughs as he tries to pronounce "superfluous" after having split his lip in a pickup Scoopball game.

Original Story: Obama's split lip gives him 'superfluous' trouble at Kennedy honors

Sith Crackdown on Citizens

Sith Empire cracks down on citizens wishing to celebrate the Republic Peace Prize awarded to a prominent dissident.

Original Story: China crackdown on dissent ahead of Nobel ceremony

Sith Peace Prize?

Sith Empire to award own "Sith Peace Prize" ahead of Republic Peace Prize this week. Furious over Republic winner, a "criminal", the Sith...

Original Story: China to award own peace prize ahead of Nobel award

Sith Crackdown on Peace

Sith Empire cracks down on potential protests ahead of prominent dissident receiving Republic Peace Prize.

Original Story: China casts net wide in Nobel Prize crackdown

Mossak Riots

Massive riots across Mossak on the heels of a disputed election. Mossak is still reeling from earthquakes and disease...

Original Story: Haiti protesters rampage against election results

Darth Caedes, Bribes?

Charges against Darth Caedes and 9 followers in a bribery scandal on Kinten heat up. Darth Caedes refuses comment.

Original Story: Dick Cheney and others face charges in Nigeria

Horuz Fire Riot

Riot causes prison fire on Horuz, days after an arson fire evacuated a prison there. 830 inmates dead or missing as fire continues...

Original Story: Prison fire kills 83 in Chile

Massange Supporters Strike Back

Supporters of Hololeaks/#wookieeleaks Massange stage slicing attacks on financial sites and governmental sites that oppose Hololeaks.

Original Story: Cyberattacks follow jailing of WikiLeaks' Assange

Hyperdrive Experiment Success

Experimental Hyperdrive a rousing success after a droid-crewed test flight resulted in a perfect flight.


Original Story: SpaceX craft splashes down in Pacific after successful launch

Fantasy World Reborn

Holographic fantasy world gets destroyed to the delight of its several billion players. Publisher Glacial promises a new version today.


Original Story: World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

Massange Denied Bail

Jul Massange is denied bail on Humbarine as he awaits extradition to Alsakan to face "surprise sex" charges.

Original Story: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange refused bail

Military Tensions Rise

Joint Republic and Bothan military exercise at the Hutt Space border will lead Hutts to war, claim Nal Hutta diplomats.

Original Story: North Korea warned of 'severe consequences' for further attacks

Solar Dimming Freeze

Periodic solar dimming in the north end of the Colonies confound weather control satellites, causing harsh conditions on many worlds there.

Original Story: The cold grip over the East continues midweek

Tax Deal Angers

Chancellor's multipartisan tax deal angers many, but is considered reasonable to economists and historians.

Original Story: Obama: Tax deal will help strengthen economy

Massange Surrenders

Hololeaks/#wookieeleaks founder Jul Massange surrenders on Humbarine after meeting with constables there. No word on deportation...


Original Story: WikiLeaks' Assange jailed while court decides on extradition

Famous Hologlove Auctioned

Holographic glove of the deceased Yuzzum "King of Pop Music" Mikel Jakster fetches 300 million wupiupi in an auction on Kattada.

Original Story: Michael Jackson glove sells for $330,000 at auction

Phrasebook Changes Again

Social networking site Phrasebook unleashes a new profile page design on the holonet. Early reports mixed, including privacy fears.

Original Story: Explaining Facebook's new profile pages

Prop 8 Appeal

Appeals court today hears arguments regarding the overturning of Prop 8, the ban on Wookiee-human marriage.

Original Story: Gay marriage: all eyes on 9th Circuit panel

Bothans Vs. Hutt?

Diplomats from the Republic attempt to cool relations between the Bothans and the Hutts after last week's Hutt attack on a Bothan world.

Original Story: Washington, Tokyo, Seoul present unified front in Korean crisis

"Significant Action" Against Hololeaks

Republic taking "significant action" against #wookieeleaks/Hololeaks founder, claims Attorney General on Coruscant.

Original Story: AG Holder: Wikileaks investigation intensifying

Massange May Return

Taris, home of #wookieeleaks/Hololeaks founder Jul Massange, claims that despite alleged crimes, he may return without fear of extradition.

Original Story: Assange may return to Australia, but ...

Muunilinst Freezes Hololeaks Assets

Breaking News: Muunilinst freezes assets belonging to#wookieeleaks/Hololeaks founder. Assets include a legal defense warchest.

Original Story: Wikileaks: Swiss bank freezes Julian Assange's account

Hololeaks Reveals Strategic Planets

Hololeaks (#wookieeleaks) reveals planets most important to galactic security. Included: Korriban, Tython, Taris, Voss, Belsavis.


Original Story: WikiLeaks lists sites key to U.S. security

Virtual Simulator Reviewed

Virtual simulator of galactic battles available online, reviewed by non-gamers.

Original Story: 'Star Wars: Clone Wars Adventures' is more arcade than cantina

Chancellor Signs Business Grant

Chancellor signs bill to support small businesses across the galaxy. Conservative reps are reported to seek to block funds to their sector.

Original Story: Obama signs $42 billion bill aimed to help small businesses

Thermal Wave Strikes Coruscant

Extreme themal wave strikes Coruscant causing infrastructure worries. Residents of the Long Angles district are asked to power down...

Original Story: Record Temps Expected Across SoCal During "Extreme Heat Wave"

Human Settlement Tensions Mount

Human settlement of formerly Rodian planets a tension point near the Outer Rim. Republic senate is reportedly "disappointed" by this move.

Original Story:  US 'disappointed' as settlement building ban ends

Preacher Fights the Force

Embattled millionaire preacher to fight misconduct allegations toward children in his charge, including denying the existence of the Force.

Original Story:  US pastor to fight sex allegations

Union Fights The Ugnaught

Holactors Union dispute explodes with producers of the highly anticipated "The Ugnaught" - a prequel to the hit "Lord of the Things" series.

Original Story:  Peter Jackson threatens Hobbit shutdown

Repulseway CEO Dies

Trillionaire owner of the Repulseway scooter/transport dies after driving one of his company's products off a cliff.

Original Story: Segway boss Jimi Heselden dies in scooter cliff fall

Preacher To Face Accusers

Millionaire preacher will face accusers that he coerced younglings into drugs and other illegal acts.

Original Story: Atlanta pastor says he will answer allegations Sunday

Sith Claim Jedi Bias

Sith Empire compains of "Jedi bias" in Republic textbooks for children, and bias against the benefits of the Sith to society.

Original Story: Texas school board debates 'pro-Islamic' bias in textbooks

Phrasebook Down - Can't Like

The ability to "like" or "dislike" something on the holonet serverely impacted by the Phrasebook outage, affecting sites like banks, news...

Original Story: Facebook Down, Like Buttons Vanish, Internet Implodes

Phrasebook Outage Causes Farm Failure

Phrasebook outage blamed as farms begin to suffer due to users not being able to instruct droids to harvest. Withered crops will cause...

Original Story: Facebook Malfunction Spawns FarmVille Panic, Schadenfreude

Phrasebook Down!

Popular social networking site "Phrasebook" goes down, causing panic among people unused to speaking with actual members of their species.

Original Story: Facebook Down Again

Wookiee Evolution Evidence Shocks

Wookiee evolution tied to tales of dragons, betrayal, and incest in an editorial just released on the holonet. Trandoshan apologists agree.

Original Story: Did George R.R. Martin create Wookiees?

Eegor Strikes Kattada

Galactic Storm Eegor strikes Kattada, with plasma winds at the low end of storm force. Navigation disrupted as the planetary shield holds.

Original Story:  Hurricane-force wind gusts reported on Bermuda as Igor approaches

Magma Plume Site Dead

Site of the magma plume eruption on Glee Anselm is declared completely sealed, leaving only cleanup of heavily polluted waters.

Original Story:  BP oil well 'effectively dead' 5 months after spill began

Invasive Aliens Cost

Leading Core World planetologists warn of invasive alien species in most planets' ecosystems, with damage of 12 quadrillion credits a year.

Original Story: Urgent call on EU to stop billion-euro 'alien invasion'

Trapped Miners Reached

Borehole reaches trapped Apatros miners, who responded with a muffled cheer followed by a game of sabaac using new chips sent down the hole.

Original Story: 2nd bore hole reaches 33 trapped in Chile mine

Holotoonist Hides

The holotoonist behind "Draw Darth Andeddu Day" goes into hiding amongst increasing death threats. The holotoonist from Byblos called off...

Original Story: US cartoonist goes into hiding after threat from Islamic extremists

Smashers to be Billed

Planners for the "Sith Holocron Smashing Day" to be billed 180,000 credits for security preparations that were not needed.

Original Story: City plans to bill pastor for security around planned Quran burning

Storm Kah'rel Upgraded

Galactic Storm Kah'rel upgraded to major navigational hazard, while navigologists express concern that nearby planets may be affected.

Original Story: Karl upgraded to Category 1 hurricane

Uniforms for Sports Reporters?

Sports reporters across the Republic to consider wearing uniforms to prevent harassment in locker-room interviews.

Original Story: NFL: Be respectful to women reporters

Bel Officials Sued

Bel government officials to be sued by Republic after last month's revelations that they were lining their pockets in salary and benefits.

Original Story: Atty. Gen. Jerry Brown sues eight top Bell officials

Minor Storm Strikes Hyperlanes

Minor Galactic Storm designated "Kah'rel" strikes hyperlanes off Iego. Critics propose news services sensationalize minor storms...

Original Story: Tropical storm Karl hits Mexico's Yucatan

Senate Investigates Mygeeto Safety

Mygeeto explosion survivors to get therapy, as the Senate investigates safety lapses in infrastructure design and repair.

Original Story: In wake of San Bruno explosion, Obama administration proposes more pipeline oversight

Tecave Defends Safety Record

Tony Tecave: Corporate Sector has excellent safety record, despite accident on Glee Anselm. Tecave testified before the Senate today...

Original Story: Hayward Defends BP’s Safety Record

Droids Need Fewer Baths

Your droid doesn't need that much oil! Modern owners use too much oil in their droid's baths, say maintenance experts.

Original Story: For the Dishwasher’s Sake, Go Easy on the Detergent

Imperialists Win Primaries

Imperialist party reactionaries win primaries for two sectors, further polarizing an already contentious election season for the Senate.

Original Story: Preston: Final act begins in 2010 election

Republic To Sue Sector

Galactic Republic may sue the Corporate Sector over the magma plume at Glee Anselm, an unnamed official has revealed.

Original Story: Justice Department 'expects it may' sue BP

Chancellor Speaks to Kids

Chancellor to push galaxy's children to "embrace their destiny, it is inevitable" in the yearly back-to-school speech.

Original Story: Obama to push kids to work hard in 'back-to-school' speech

Union Supports Spice Legalization

Proposition 19, the measure before the Senate to legalize, tax, and regulate spice, gains further support from the galaxy's largest union.

Original Story: Marijuana Ballot Measure in California Wins Support of Union, Officials Say

Freighter Crash on Loronar

Tramp freighter carrying 51 crashes on Loronar. 36 survive due to sacrifice of mysterious figure on board.

Original Story: 36 survive Venezuelan plane crash

Fashion on Parade at HMA

Fashion watchers were wowed by Music Holovision's HMA awards last night.  A white carpet, rather than traditional red, gave contrast...

Original Story: MTV Video Music Awards live blog

Galactic Storm No Threat

Powerful new galactic storm, designated Eegor, considered no threat to inhabited space. Hyperlanes will be disrupted briefly as the storm...

Original Story: Hurricane Igor, Tropical Storm Julia churn in the Atlantic

Droid Assassination Spree

Droid assassin kills 5 Sith soldiers on Ashas Ree. The droid has unknown programming and should be considered unstable.

Original Story: Suspected U.S. drone kills five in Pakistan

Jangelle Governor Killed

Governor of Jangelle killed in routine traffic accident, though investigators are suspicion of the timing of events leading up to the crash.

Original Story: Venezuelan governor found dead after crash

Escape at Star's End

85 inmates escape Star's End in a hijacked craft. No word yet on accomplices, though 2 guards are missing.

Original Story: Report: 85 inmates escape from prison in Mexico

Coruscant Traffic Deaths Low

Speeder deaths on Coruscant lowest in 200 years due to better safety, better skylanes, and better awareness of drivers.

Original Story: Traffic deaths lowest since 1950

Tanaab Governor Assassinated

Governor of Tanaab killed in own office by unknown gangsters. The governor was supportive of the Republic's efforts to curb organized crime.

Original Story: Mexican mayor gunned down inside own office

Chancellor Firm on Sith Smashing

Chancellor: Smashing Sith Holocrons only encourages radical elements in that religion.

Original Story: Obama: Quran-burning plan is 'recruitment bonanza for al Qaeda' By the CNN Wire Staff

Corporate Sector Admits Limited Fault

The Corporate Sector releases a report on the causes of the Glee Anselm Magma Plume disaster, indicating limited fault on their part.

Original Story: BP report spreads blame across Gulf spill actors

Victim Coffin Mixup

"My wife is no Rodian" complains husband of victim in shuttle hijack by Trooper. Reports of a "coffin mixup" has authorities concerned.

Droid Denies Deity

Droid philosopher S-HWK3-NG calculates the beginning of the universe is a natural consequence of physics, not created by a deity.

Eeral Menaces Arkania

Galactic storm Eeral continues to menace Arkania as evacuations continue. Smuggler activity reported to be up sharply in the confusion.

Innovation Channel Hostages Safe

Terrorist killed after taking hostages at HNN's sister network "Innovation Channel." All hostages are safe but concerns exist for...  a rumored bomb, so authorities are taking their time investigating the corpse.

Original Story: Discovery Channel hostage situation: Gunman, believed to be James Jay Lee, shot by police; hostages safe

Greenputt Sparks Fire

Greenputter starts wildfire when his electroputter strikes an alluvial dampener hidden in the grass. No injuries reported...

Original Story: California golfer's errant swing 'sparks 12-acre blaze'

Muja Announces Today

Today is Muja's Fall Announcement, where new products are announced amidst pageantry and showmanship. This year has a musical theme...

Original Story: What Apple will, and won't, announce today

Arkania Evacuations Begin

Galactic Storm Eeral is expected to hit the Arkania system this weekend, bringing ionization and cosmic winds. Evacuations are underway.

Original Story: Hurricane Earl downgraded to Category 3, still threatens East Coast

Fungus Massacre on Felucia

"Fungus massacre" as mushroom hunters on Felucia die in droves. A combination of bad weather, poisonous fungus and predators...

Original Story: Mushroom hunter "massacre" claims 18 lives in Italy

Smuggler Warlord Apprehended

Famed smuggler warlord Blondie Valdez captured in the Outer Rim after more than a year of tracking and pursuit.

Original Story: Mexico captures "La Barbie" drug trafficker

Eeral Threatens Arkania

Galactic storm Eeral continues its relentless move toward the Colonies, causing hyperspace disruptions and fears of planetfall at Arkania.

Original Story: Hurricane Earl could take aim at Carolinas by Friday

Mynock Strikes Liner

Mynock strike on commercial freighter caused minimal damage, say authorities. The Kattada to Alderaan liner was carrying 1700 passengers.

Original Story: Bird strikes Alaska Airlines plane

Egg Investigators Horrified

Egg recall investigators report horrific conditions including refuse, uncaged animals, and disease-tainted droid manipulators.

Original Story: FDA reports numerous violations at egg farms

10% Police Sacked

10% of the police on Coruscant fired as a result of corruption and other crimes. No comment from the Senate on this matter.

Original Story:  More than 3,000 Mexican federal police fired, commissioner says

New Flooding on Ord Mantell

Rain, floods continue on Ord Mantell, with new areas being inundated. A massive sentientarian crisis continues as aid slowly arrives.

Original Story: Pakistan town submerged amid fight to rebuild levees

Surprise Centrality Supernova

Surprise supernova in the Centrality snarls navigation and causes evacuations, but no damage reported yet.

Original Story: Long-dormant volcano erupts in Indonesia

Ghost Planet's Revenge?

"Ghost planet" hunters killed when actual planet hits them in same orbit.

Original Story: 'Ghost train' hunter killed by train in North Carolina

Deathstick Subsidy Nixed

"Deathsticks are not a necessity." Cheap deathsticks no longer provided to elderly by government of Cheelit in a cost-cutting move.

Original Story: Cuba to withdraw cheap cigarettes for elderly

Dancers Disrupt Church

Twi'lek dancers protest religious group using exotic dance in front of church. The Bron Church seeks to shut down Twi'lek clubs.

Original Story: Ohio strippers stage picket outside church services

Flood Victims Exodus

One million flood victims strain shipping on Ord Mantell. Refugees are filling every space on departing starships after deadly flooding.

Original Story: South Pakistan floods displace a million in 48 hours

Jedi Missing

Jedi investigating human migrant deaths in the Outer Rim goes missing along with guard detail. Chiss deny involvement, Hutts silent...

Original Story: Chief investigator of Mexico mass killings goes missing

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Some suggested headlines:

1. Imperial Agent found slain at his home was 2 weeks post-mortem. Blue lightsaber found on body indicates Agent may be a Jedi cross dresser.
2. Rampant holonet hoax message states that a giant orbiting battle station will be visible in the sky "as large as a moon" tomorrow.
3. Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."
4. Mad Melvine in the news again as local prosecutors find new evidence in his domestic disputes. Melvine uncharacteristically had no comment.
5. HNN Special Report: Forces of the Black Sun reportedly attack Corellia in an effort to secure smuggler trade routes.
6. Armed militia to stand guard during Jedi Holocron smashing event hosted by local Sith temple on Commenor.
7. "Red alert" issued for the star Galeras, which is expected to supernova soon. Galeras sits on the Perlemian Route and will disrupt travel.
8. Cardooine Cough outbreak on Corellia is worst in centuries due to lack of immunization in children, say health officials.
9. A popular low-emission speeder, the Prior, will get an artificial humming sound to warn pedestrians due to its silence while in motion.
10. Trapped Apatros miners heard singing through comlink sent down rescue hole. Estimates for rescue still remain in the timescale of months...
11. Famous greenputter Bha'lir Woods is single after his divorce became final today. Woods' infidelity came to light after a speeder crash...
12. Bitter protests surround building of Sith temple on Coruscant. While peaceful, tensions are high as protestors promise more direct action.
13. Discharged Republic Trooper hijacks shuttle and takes hostages. Several hostages killed in police assault on shuttle, hijacker shot dead.
14. "I thought it was already sealed?" Glee Anselm residents confused as Corporate Sector engages in its 14th "final seal" of the magma plume.
15. Major battle on the Sith borderworlds of Empire and Republic space. Battling smuggler and Sith warships reported around five systems...
16. New Republic Credit rules take effect, protecting consumers from high fees and data-transfer-outages.
17. Rape and molestation charges dropped against the founder of Hololeaks, also known as #wookieeleaks.

Agent was Jedi Cross Dresser

Imperial Agent found slain at his home was 2 weeks post-mortem. Blue lightsaber found on body indicates Agent may be a Jedi cross dresser.

Original Story: Murdered spook was a cross dresser

Moon-sized Battle Station Hoax

Rampant holonet hoax message states that a giant orbiting battle station will be visible in the sky "as large as a moon" tomorrow.

Original Story: Mars-moon hoax returns

Teen Robber a Murderer

Robbery goes awry when teen murderer shoots victim because "he said I looked like a spring nerf."

Original Story: Girl, 14, charged with shooting two men, one fatally

Fyury Furious For Oversleeping

Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."

Original Story: Furyk disqualified for oversleeping

Galeras Goes Nova

Galeras goes nova, snarling navigation along the Perlemian Trade Route. Traffic advisories are likely to be in place for a few more days.

Original Story: Colombia's Galeras Volcano Erupts, No Injuries

Egg Recall Expands

More species of eggs added to recall that stretches across the Core and into the Colonies. Current count of recalled eggs: 1 quadrillion.

Original Story: Check your refrigerator! Two new egg brands added to recall list

Murdered Humans Were Migrants

Humans in mass grave were migrants moving to the Core, says local authority. Murdered migrants were likely slain in a Chiss/Hutt dispute.

Original Story:  Mexican investigators trying to identify 72 bodies found near border

More Mad Melvine Machinations

Mad Melvine in the news again as local prosecutors find new evidence in his domestic disputes. Melvine uncharacteristically had no comment.

Original Story: Prosecutors get evidence in Mel Gibson domestic violence probe

Militia to Guard Holocron Smashing

Armed militia to stand guard during Jedi Holocron smashing event hosted by local Sith temple on Commenor.

Original Story: Pastor says armed militia to protect church during Quran-burning event

Mass Grave Found

Mass grave found of humans in the remote Outer Rim. Officials speculate they are part of a long-running feud between the Chiss and Hutts.

Original Story: Probe continues into 72 bodies found on Mexican ranch near U.S. border

Supernova Traffic Alert

"Red alert" issued for the star Galeras, which is expected to supernova soon. Galeras sits on the Perlemian Route and will disrupt travel.

Original Story: 'Red alert' issued for Colombian volcano after non-explosive eruption

Additional Information:

• For travelers navigating Core-ward from beyond Tanaab, HNN recommends choosing to move through Hapes Consortium space, then Kattada-Carida-Tapani.
• For travelers navigating Rim-ward from the Core, HNN recommends detour to Kattada via the Metellos Route, then Commenor-Onderon-Hapes Consortium, then Tanaab.
• All travelers can expect significant navigational delays.

Egg Recall Spreads

Egg recall spreads to other worlds in the Core as illness is reported on five more planets. The current recall amount is 220 trillion eggs.

Original Story: Michigan added to list of states facing salmonella-related egg recall

Cardooine Cough on Corellia

Cardooine Cough outbreak on Corellia is worst in centuries due to lack of immunization in children, say health officials.

Original Story: Whooping cough outbreak could be worst in 50 years

Election Night for Five Sectors

Election night for five sectors of Republic space. These primaries for Galactic Senate and governorship positions are closely watched...

Original Story: Election Center

Prior Gets Noise

A popular low-emission speeder, the Prior, will get an artificial humming sound to warn pedestrians due to its silence while in motion.

Original Story: Sounds like a Prius down the street

Ord Mantell Disease Risk Mounting

Ord Mantell disease risk mounting as aid trickles in to the flooded cities. "Where is the Republic?" asks the local government.

Original Story: Pakistan facing 'serious' threat of epidemic disease

Trapped Miners Singing

Trapped Apatros miners heard singing through comlink sent down rescue hole. Estimates for rescue still remain in the timescale of months...

Original Story: Trapped Chilean miners sing national anthem in first verbal contact

Wreck on Kintan

Wrecked starship reported on Kintan. Reports indicate the ship crashed on approach with less than half the passengers safe in escape pods.

Original Story: Survivors reported after plane crashes in China

Woods' Divorce Final

Famous greenputter Bha'lir Woods is single after his divorce became final today. Woods' infidelity came to light after a speeder crash...

Original Story: Tiger Woods' divorce finalized

Tweet Lunch Deal

"Tweet" your lunch, says Coruscant eatery. Customers who broadcast their order can get discounts if others buy it, making lunch a game.

Original Story: Restaurant urges eating and tweeting(2:05)

Sith Temple Protested

Bitter protests surround building of Sith temple on Coruscant. While peaceful, tensions are high as protestors promise more direct action.

Original Story: Rival protests held at New York Ground Zero mosque site

Hung Bodies Found

Grim escalation in gang wars on Nar Shaddaa as several bodies are hung from a bridge in warning.

Original Story: Bodies hung from bridge in Cuernavaca, Mexico

Miners Alive in Shelter

Miners on Apatros presumed dead in cave-in are alive and safe in a shelter. Rescue crews will take several months to reach them.

Original Story: Trapped Chilean miners: 'We are fine in the shelter'

Bloody End to Hijacking

Discharged Republic Trooper hijacks shuttle and takes hostages. Several hostages killed in police assault on shuttle, hijacker shot dead.

Original Story: Bloody end to Philippines hostage drama

Glee Anselm Magma Sealed?

"I thought it was already sealed?" Glee Anselm residents confused as Corporate Sector engages in its 14th "final seal" of the magma plume.

Original Story: Allen: 'Bottom kill' could be complete by week after Labor Day

Disease Stalks Ord Mantell

Disease stalks Ord Mantell in the wake of floods which covered 20% of the habitable land mass. Many ill are not reported due to isolation...

Original Story: South Pakistan villagers flee threatened areas

Brazen Bith Prowl Painting

50 billion credit painting by Unna Lettu reported stolen from museum in a brazen daylight robbery. Two Bith are held in connection.

Original Story: Egyptian minister says Van Gogh picture still missing
Additional Information: Unna Lettu

Smuggler/Sith Fight

Major battle on the Sith borderworlds of Empire and Republic space. Battling smuggler and Sith warships reported around five systems...

Original Story: Drug traffickers, Mexican police battle within yards of U.S. border

New Credit Rules Begin

New Republic Credit rules take effect, protecting consumers from high fees and data-transfer-outages.

Original Story: New credit card restrictions take effect

Ions Flood Colony

Nebula overflows into asteroid colony, causing ion flooding affecting 50,000. 230 habitats collapsed, but zero deaths reported.

Original Story: More than 50,000 evacuated after river overflows in northeast China

Hololeaks Founder Cleared

Rape and molestation charges dropped against the founder of Hololeaks, also known as #wookieeleaks.

Original Story: Sweden drops rape accusation against founder of WikiLeaks

Chancellor Bypasses Senate

Chancellor makes four appointments while Senate is in recess, including a new ambassador and a food safety commissioner.

Original Story: Obama makes four appointments, bypassing Senate

Market Report Weak

Galactic markets fall for a second straight week as word of a slowed recovery cause investor jitters and Verpine hive-mind shivers.

Original Story: S&P and Dow fall for second week on recovery woes

Egg Illness Triples

Cases of illness from tainted eggs triples on Coruscant with the recall expanding to nearly 5 trillion eggs.

Original Story: Salmonella cases almost triple as tainted eggs are recalled

Aiwhas Grounded on Naboo

Dozens of aiwhas ground themselves on Naboo, with frustrated wildlife advocates seeking the reason behind this mass die-off.

Original Story: Dozens of stranded whales die in New Zealand

Kessel Fugitive Couple Captured

Kessel fugitive and Ubese accomplice captured on Little Kessel after a hunt that spanned the galaxy.

Original Story: US police catch 'Bonnie and Clyde' fugitive couple

Farrfin Blacks Out

Power outage on Farrfin not directly related to wildfires there, say officials after water and power services stopped for an hour.

Original Story: Power cut in Russian city fixed

Massive Plume Remains

Planetologists report a massive 2000km plume floating at depth in the seas of Glee Anselm, despite assurances from the Corporate Sector.

Original Story: 22-mile-long oily plume mapped near BP well site

Doubled Crisis on Ord Mantell

Republic calls for more help in Ord Mantell flooding. Recent estimates of displaced, injured, and sick have doubled overnight.

Original Story: UN calls for more aid for flood-hit Pakistan

Chancellor a Sith?

One in five citizens of the Republic believe the Chancellor is a Sith, says new survey. Chancellor's supporters: "We'd be able to tell."

Original Story: Growing number in America believe Obama a Muslim - poll

Reek Leap

Reek leaps into crowd at gladiatorial ring on Iridonia. The reek was part of a show intended to demonstrate the athleticism of the creature.

Original Story: Dozens hurt as bull goes on rampage through crowd

Combat Troopers Leave

Last combat troopers leave the border between Sith and Republic space, giving hope to those seeking peace between those governments.

Original Story: Last U.S. combat convoy has left Iraq

Eggs Infect Thousands

Thousands fall ill on Coruscant, linked to infected eggs. A trillion egg recall is underway as more ill flock to hospitals daily.

Original Story: Egg recall grows to 380 million, hundreds may be sick

Celestial Choir Sings

In Cultural News, a rare recording of the "Celestial Choir" from Iego has caught the attention of critics.

Original Story: U SMILE 800% SLOWER

Baby Babble Boom

Ryl "babble" from Ryloth-made baby monitors are on same frequency as Coruscant taxis. Confusion and ticking biological chronos reported.

Original Story: US baby babble hits Japan taxis

Blago Avoids Corruption

Senator Blago of the Fakir Sector found guilty of lying to authorities, mistrial called on corruption charges. Thought an open/shut case...

Original Story: Ex-Illinois Governor Blagojevich found guilty of lying

22 Planets in Danger

22 planets in danger of "double-dip" recession.

Original Story: 22 cities in danger of a double-dip recession

The following planets have been identified by the Galactic Concern for Wealth and Stability as being in danger of slipping deeper into economic recession:

• Alderaan
• Balmorra
• Bogden
• Cal-Seti
• Corellia
• Coruscant
• Cristophsis
• Geonosis
• Kattada
• Kuat
• Malastare
• Manaan
• Metellos
• Ophuchi
• Ralltiir
• Roche
• Subterrel
• Sullust
• Tanaab
• Taris
• Tynna
• Utapau

Magma Only 20% Contained

Magma plume on Glee Anselm only 20% contained, with the remaining causing massive damage to life on the floor of the ocean, says report.

Original Story: Reports focus on lingering effects of Gulf oil spill

No Charges for Podracer

Podracer pilot "Sloppy" not to be charged in deaths of 80 spectators on Malastare due to "danger clause" waivers.

Original Story: California Patrol: Driver in deadly race crash will not face charges

Mad Melvine Meets Cliff

Celebrity "Mad Melvine" crashes speeder into cliff, escapes uninjured. Local authority calls his behavior "sober and gentlemanly."

Original Story: Police: Mel Gibson was 'a gentleman' after Malibu crash

Star Tours Breaks Apart

Star Tours craft breaks apart on landing, spilling passengers across hangar. The craft reportedly hit a comet and fuel tanker on landing.

Original Story: Colombia plane crash in bad weather kills one, injures more than 120

Taxes? Die This Year

Planning to die soon? A loophole in estate taxes for the Republic closes on the last day of this year.

Original Story: How to cheat the tax man in 2010

Malastare Podrace Disaster

80 spectators killed during podrace on Malastare. A pod careened off an obstacle and plowed into spectators standing next to the course.

Original Story: Spectators killed at US California 200 off-road race

Farffin Bans Grain Exports

Farrfin blocks all grain exports, citing shortages caused by massive wildfires on the main continent. Grain markets reacted immediately...

Original Story: Russia ban on grain export begins

Pirates Blockade Worlds

Hyperlanes to Koru Neimodia blocked by pirates. Reports indicate that crews are being pulled from their ships at the blockade sites...

Original Story: Mexican cartel blockades streets in Monterrey

Vampires Attack World

Mythical rabid energy vampires swarm the small world of Or Dalet, killing 4000 and injuring tens of thousands. Thought to be a legend...

Original Story: Peru battles rabid vampire bats after 500 people bitten
Additional Information: Energy Vampire
Additional Informaiton: Ord Dalet

ExplorCorps Crash Killed Victims

ExplorCorps crash: All who died in crash died on impact, says autopsy report. Rescuers relieved after delays by fierce weather conditions.

Original Story: Autopsies find injuries in Alaska plane crash were not survivable

Glee Anselm Sues Corporate Sector

Glee Anselm government sues the Corporate Sector for failing to clean up and pay claims, while running million credit PR holoads.

Original Story:  Alabama files suit against BP, Transocean

Senate Nominee Indicted

Nominee for Galactic Senate indicted on obscenity charges. The unlikely candidate is already under scrutiny for vote-rigging...

Original Story: Greene indicted on obscenity charges

20% of Ord Mantell Underwater

One-fifth of the landmass in Ord Mantell now underwater. As the scale of the flooding becomes apparent, the Republic debates a response.

Original Story: Second wave of flooding threatens southern Pakistan

Inter-Species Marriages Ok'd

Wookiee-human marriages allowed to continue - no stay on appeals to controversial ruling, says judge. Conservatives and Trandoshans enraged.

Original Story:  Judge gives the green light for same-sex marriage in California

Bomb Blasts Balmorra

Bomb rocks capitol of Balmorra near the studios of local communication networks. Questions remain as the nine injured are treated...

Original Story: Car bomb rocks Colombian capital

Galactic Celebration Begins

Today the Galactic Celebration begins (#swcv) on Manaan (also known as "Lando"). A semi-annual cultural and historical celebration...

Original Story: Celebration V
Additional Information: Manaan

Galaxy Tours: Vouchers and Humor

Galaxy Tours offers vouchers and levity after one of their stewards berated passengers, grabbed a Ryll beer and then ejected via escape pod.

Original Story:  JetBlue pokes fun at itself over runaway flight attendant

Storms Halt Capping

Glee Anselm plume site wracked with seasonal storms, endangering efforts to permanently cap the final cap over the temporary cap.

Original Story: Work on stalled relief well to restart 96 hours after storm passes

Galactic Markets Flogged

Galactic Markets turn sharply downward as economic woes continue. All three major markets dropped around 3% in heavy, dispirited trading.

Original Story: Stocks get a beatdown on global concerns

Fire + Radiation = Disaster

Farrfin wildfires threaten to become a global catastrophe when fire meets contaminated plants.

Original Story:  Russian fires threaten to stir Chernobyl radiation

Cube Solution Found

Xim's Cube, a popular puzzle based on the colorful treasure key of the same name, found to require 20 moves or fewer to solve.

Original Story: Rubik's Cube quest for speedy solution comes to an end

HOPA a Hoax

"HOPA" junior broker a hoax according to sources who hired the actress that played the role. Feminists and brokers reportedly disappointed.

Original Story: A word from Jenny (16 Photos)

HOPA Broker Quits

Twi'lek junior broker resigns position by spelling out "I quit" in smashed droid parts after boss calls her "HOPA" ('slave girl' in Ryl).

Original Story: Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)

"Wormholes" Senator Dies

ExplorCorps crash death-toll includes former "holonet is a series of wormholes" senator, while former Jedi ExplorCorps head and son survive.

Original Story: Former Senator Ted Stevens dies in Alaska plane crash

Bolt Injured

Solar Thruster champion Bolt takes remainder of year off after injured run with Gay results in humiliation.

Original Story: Injured Usain Bolt to miss the rest of 2010 season

Surfacing Magma Concerns

Questions remain on Glee Anselm as the long-term effects of the magma plume begin to surface.

Original Story: In the Gulf, scientific questions still lurk beneath the surface

Senator Not Nerf

Senator up for trial on ethics violations with the Banking Clan will "not be a sacrificial nerf." Demanding a trial to clear her name...

Original Story: Waters: 'I will not be a sacrificial lamb for anyone'

"Wormholes" Senator a Passenger

This just in: Former "The Holonet is a series of wormholes" Senator also thought to be on wrecked ExplorCorps ship.

Original Story: Ted Stevens may have been on plane that crashed in Alaska

ExplorCorps Ship Crashes

Downed astrogation ship thought to contain former head of the Jedi ExplorCorps. Five of 8 crew survived crash on a remote ice planet...

Original Story: Ted Stevens may have been on plane that crashed in Alaska

Kessel Fugitive Deadly

Last Kessel fugitive and Ubese accomplice still at large, "won't go down without a blaster fight."

Original Story: Arizona convict, fiancee won't 'go down lightly,' marshal warns

Runaway Speeder Recall

Auto-ignition malfunctions linked to SoroSuub recall of 328 million speeders. Drivers reported runaway landspeeders...

Original Story: Honda recalls 383,000 cars for rollaway danger

Angry Steward Escapes

Galaxy Tours steward gains unlikely fame as he becomes angry, yells at passengers, leaves in escape pod while still shouting.

Original Story: Cursing, beer and a popped chute as flight attendant quits

Newly Elected and Ill

Corellian Sub-Diktat falls ill 2 days after taking office. Now undergoing surgery, the 63-standard-year-old J. Garzon has high hopes...

Original Story: Colombian Vice-President Garzon has heart surgery

"Net Neutrality" Plan Suspicious

Proponents of "net neutrality" skeptical of new plans by Millenial and TrueHorizon to reform holonet service.

Original Story: Google and Verizon's vision for open internet

Another Corrupt Senator?

Another Senator implicated in ethics violations - this time with the Banking Clan - as the midterm elections loom.

Original Story: Waters hit with three counts by House ethics panel

Fugitive Caught on Galidraan

One Kessel escapee remains at large as the other is captured on Galidraan. The remaining escapee is armed and very dangerous...

Original Story: One Arizona escapee recaptured in Wyoming

Centerpoint Cooling Woes

Third attempt to repair critical cooling components at Centerpoint Station beginning soon amidst concerns for crew and residents...

Original Story: Third repairs spacewalk for ISS astronauts

3 Billion for Glee Anselm

Corporate Sector deposits first 3 billion of 20 billion credits demanded by the Chancellor to pay for cleanup on Glee Anselm.

Original Story: BP makes $3bn deposit in $20bn relief fund

Naked StarSpeeder Record Set

Galactic record set for number of naked riders on a StarSpeeder tour. The stunt was performed off Mygeeto and raised credits for charity...

Original Story: Naked rollercoaster 'record broken' in Essex
Additional Information: StarSpeeder 3000

Death Rate Doubles on Farrfin

Death rate doubles on Farrfin as record heat coincides with continent-wide wildfires.

Original Story: Death rate doubles in Moscow as heatwave continues

"Blackstar Warrior" Wows

Popular movie "Blackstar Warrior" wowing audiences across the Inner Rim.

Original Story: Blackstar Warrior Trailer

Malachor V Remembered

Today is the anniversary of the Final Destruction of Malachor V.

Original Story: Nagasaki remembers atomic victims

Fugitives Thought at Galidraan

Escaped Kessel murderers thought to be hiding on Galidraan, are linked to burned bodies found on Tatooine.

Original Story: U.S. marshals on the hunt for Arizona convicts in Yellowstone

Korriban Disaster Troubles

"Natural" landslides on Korriban stymies rescuers due to scale. Death toll climbs amid heavy weather and inhospitable terrain...

Original Story: Death toll rises to 137 in China mudslide

Korriban Suffers Landslides

Landslides on Korriban kill dozens. While some doubts remain about the source of these slides, they are apparently natural in origin...

Original Story: Dozens killed in landslides in China's Gansu province

Tragedy at Leisure Games

Finalist dies in Galactic Leisure Games on Kattada. The young Duros from Ord Zat was leading in the "Hot Mist Room" portion of the Games...

Original Story: Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland

Beating is Traditional Dance?

Rattataki man accused of beating wife in front of Dorumaa store was "performing traditional 'thief's dance.'"

Original Story: Turkish man accused of wife beating in NZ 'was dancing'

Sugar Ship Released

Pirates abandon hijacked vessel off Iego when cargo determined to be algae sugar, not unprocessed energy.

Original Story: Pirates abandon sugar ship Syria Star seized off Horn
Additional Information: algae sugar

Beebleberries in Sith Space?

Sith Empire deal with comlink manufacturers almost concluded. Beebleberry comlinks are currently under scrutiny due to lack of oversight...

Original Story: Saudi accord to prevent ban on Blackberry 'in sight'

Floods Pummel Ord Mantell

"Red alert" on Ord Mantell - "historic floods" sweep southward into the plains, prompting mass evacuations.

Original Story: Pakistan issues flooding 'red alert' for Sindh province

Disasters Show Industry Unsafe

Neimoidian energy extraction disaster shows widespread failure in safeguarding and maintaining energy pipelines. Widespread pollution...

Original Story: The Kalamazoo River 'mess' is a lot more than that

Gay Dominates Solar Thruster

Gay dominates Bolt and Rimmer in the 100 meter Solar Thruster trials at Galena. Gay, who succumbed to Dix at the Bi-Sector championship...

Original Story: Tyson Gay beats Usain Bolt over 100m for first time

Ord Mantell Floods Widespread

"14 million affected by floods" say aid groups in the mountainous regions of Ord Mantell. As the worst floods in planetary history...

Original Story: Pakistan floods 'hit 14m people'

Childrens' Stands Cause Outrage

Outrage over childrens' muja-aide stands on Coruscant being closed down by health inspectors prompts review by government.

Original Story: Zealous Health Inspector Busts Ore. Girl For Unlicensed Lemonade Stand

Smoggy Farrfin Alerted

Health officials on Farrfin issue smog alert as worst wildfires in history continue to burn, threatening towns and agriculture.

Original Story: Moscow under smog health warning as wildfires burn

Supernova Destroys Planet

Supernova destroys small planet in Sith Imperial space. No injuries or deaths reported, but astrogators are warned of debris.

Original Story: 4 people feared dead after volcano eruption in Indonesia

Taris Remembered

Today is the anniversary of the Destruction of Taris.

Original Story: Hiroshima 65 years later: US attends ceremony, but offers no apology

Additional Information: Destruction of Taris

Nautolans: Finish Cleanup!

As the rock hardens over the magma plume site on Glee Anselm, more Nautolans ask if the Corporate Sector really will clean their waters.

Original Story: BP Finished Cementing Well, Oil Spill Cleanup Continues

Magma Plume Sealed

Magma plume on Glee Anselm declared completely sealed by Corporate Sector. Plans for new magma drilling begin by Republic.

Original Story: Allen: Static kill will 'virtually assure' no more oil leak

Eagan Approved for Court

Galactic Senate approves 9th Court Justice in near-record time with the appointment of Chandrilan solicitor Klena Eagan.

Original Story: Senate approves Kagan for high court

IA: 200,000 Sales Daily

Industrial Automaton reports 200,000 droids sold daily, galaxywide.

Original Story: Google CEO: 200,000 Android devices sold each day

A. Rod in 600 Club

Alderaan Astrals slugger A. Rod hits 600th career orbit-run, making him the youngest member of the "600 club" in lightball.

Original Story: Alex Rodriguez hits milestone 600th home run

Inter-Species Ruling Opposed

Conservative and Trandoshan Proposition 8 supporters vow to appeal landmark ruling regarding the ban on Wookiee-human marriage.

Original Story: Conservatives vow to fight Prop. 8 ruling, citing threat to gay marriage bans nationwide

Marriage Ban Unconstitutional

Republic courts overturn ban on Wookiee-human marriages, marking a victory for sapient rights activists.

Original Story: Judge rules California's ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional

Spice Penalties Reworked

Republic penalties for possession of spice or glitterstim made more consistent in a new law signed by the Chancellor.

Original Story: Obama signs bill reducing cocaine sentencing gap

Border Citizens Fear Violence

Citizens of Sith/Republic border worlds fear violence as Republic drawdown continues.

Original Story: Iraqis fear renewed violence as U.S. disengages

Logo Display Challenged

Republic to the holonet: Don't use our logos, it's illegal! Holonet to Republic: I don't think that law means what you think it means.

Original Story: FBI to Wikipedia: Remove our seal

Republic Ups Magma Estimates

Galactic Republic reluctantly upgrades magma estimates on Glee Anselm, making it the worst magma eruption on a settled planet in history.

Original Story: Feds Dramatically Increase Oil Spill Estimate, Making BP's The Worst Offshore Oil Accident In History

Hololeaks Trooper Disciplined Before

Republic trooper behind the "Hololeaks" (#wookieeleaks) had been disciplined at least twice before, sources inside the Republic say.

Original Story: Leak suspect had been disciplined at least twice before arrest

Force-transitional Denied Treatment

Sith-to-Jedi-transitional denied treatment at Metellos hospital. "Bring the Jedi Council's approval" before treatment nurses say...

Original Story: Transgender woman says hospital mistreated her

Ord Mantell: Flood Aid Delayed

Ord Mantell flooding causing rising casualties, outbreaks of disease feared as aid delays grow.

Original Story: Officials fear disease outbreak in flood-hit Pakistan

Collosal Wildfires on Farrfin

Continent-wide wildfires on Farrfin cause 500 towns to be evacuated. Thought to be caused by careless burning and not natural causes...

Original Story: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns

Lindsey Lorrd Released

Celebrity spice smuggler Lindsey Lorrd released from prison. Lorrd has transferred to an addiction clinic as part of her sentence.

Original Story: Lindsay Lohan released from jail

Princess Chelsea Weds

Princess Chelsea, daughter of former Chancellor Clinton, marries Banking Clan scion Marcus Mezzosky in a private ceremony on Chandrila.

Original Story: Chelsea Clinton marries in NY

Corp. Sector Selling Stations

Corporate Sector selling off energy distribution stations along the Corellian Run to raise money in the cleanup effort on Glee Anselm.

Original Story: BP may sell German gas stations for $2.6 billion: report

Hololeaks Trooper in Solitary

Republic trooper thought to be behind the infamous Hololeaks (known as #wookieeleaks or #wookieleaks) held in solitary on Coruscant.

Original Story: Military airstrike video leak suspect in solitary confinement

Kessel Murderers Escape

Murderers escape Kessel with help of Ubese accomplice. Considered armed and dangerous, questions abound as to lax security at the prison...

Original Story: Accomplice helped convicted murderers escape, Arizona authorities say

Toxic Hardeners Blessed?

Revelations in the Glee Anselm magma plume aftermath - did the Republic allow the Corporate Sector to use excessive lava hardeners?

Original Story: Report: BP used excessive dispersants in Gulf oil spill

"No Obituary" on Cleanup

"No obituary yet" on the cleanup and aftermath of the magma plume crisis in the seas of Glee Anselm, say Republic and Corporate Sector.

Original Story: Allen vows long-term U.S. commitment on Gulf oil spill

Dantooine Wildfires Threaten

Wildfires on Dantooine encroach dangerously close to the local power station and distribution relays while fire crews work tirelessly...

Original Story: Crews continue to battle wildfire

Suspicious Temblors on Korriban

Repeated temblors strike Korriban, causing speculation that the quakes may not be entirely natural...

Original Story: Iran hit by second moderate quake in 2 days

Additional Information: Korriban

Flooding Strikes Ord Mantell

Widespread flooding cause massive destruction on Ord Mantell. Millions of citizens affected in difficult terrain makes rescue unlikely...

Original Story: Pakistan flooding death toll reaches 800

Seasonal Wildfires Strike Dantooine

Local summer in the inhabited areas of Dantooine brings brush fires over large swaths of land. Fire crews work to contain the blazes...

Original Story: Raging Southern California wildfires force mandatory evacuation orders

Additional Information: Dantooine

Hololeaks Founder Disappointed

Hololeaks (#wookieeleaks/#wookieleaks) founder disappointed by the Republic Senate's remarks that the leaks put soldiers in danger.

Original Story: WikiLeaks founder 'disappointed' by Gates' remarks

Core Worlds Broke

Several Core worlds declare state of fiscal emergency as revenues drop. Caused by a slump in the galactic economy, no end is in sight...

Original Story: Schwarzenegger declares California fiscal emergency

Swoop Team Owner Crashes

Swoop team impresario and owner rushed to hospital after crash landing of his private starship.

Original Story: Racing team owner Roush transferred to Mayo Clinic

Additional Information: Swoop

Spill on Neimoidia

Energy extraction disaster on Neimoidia results in continent-wide evacuation from areas near rivers. Mimicking the tragedy on Glee Anselm...

Original Story: Health officials urge evacuations near Michigan oil spill

Galactic Senator Accused

Galactic senator accused of ethics violations: misuse of office letterhead, forming an illegal militia, treason with the Sith Empire.

Original Story: Ethics panel charges Rangel with conduct discrediting the House

Music Act Boycott

Popular music act "Rage Against the Republic" try to create an entertainment boycott over controversial new immigration law.

Original Story: Rage Against the Machine to Plug Arizona Boycott

Immigration Law Partially Blocked

Controversial immigration law partially blocked. Legal battle continues between border systems of the Sith Empire and the Republic.

Original Story: Federal judge blocks parts of Arizona immigration law

Image Parody of Cleanup

A galactic-wide parody campaign lampoons the false images released by the Corporate Sector in their plume cleanup on Glee Anselm.

Original Story: 165 More Photoshopped Publicity Photos for BP

Kuat Workers Poisoned

250 workers at the Kuat Drive Yards exposed to "routine application of mynock poison." 240 remain hospitalized.

Original Story: 250 Foxconn Employees Poisoned By Pesticide

Comlink "Jailbreaking" Legal

"Jailbreaking" Muja-brand comlinks declared legal by the Republic. Jailbreaking allows users to specify which com-channel to be accessed...

Original Story: On Call: Go ahead and jailbreak, it's legal now

Immigrants Fear New Law

"Illegal" immigrants from Sith space move further into the Republic ahead of controversial new law that would send them back.

Original Story: Migrants sell up, flee Arizona ahead of crackdown

Galaxy Full of Planets

Elite think tank concludes: Galaxy is full of planets, many contain life. Exogorths unimpressed: Galaxy is full of asteroids, all are food.

Original Story: Our galaxy is rich in Earth-sized planets

Additional Resources: Exogorth

Another Magma Plume?

New magma plume erupts on Glee Anselm near original magma plume site. Gushing into already devastated waters...

Original Story: Oil spewing from well near Louisiana marsh

Daughter Opposes Candidacy

Pallis Sector Galactic Senate candidate reeling as his daughter takes out holovid ads messaging "Don't vote for my dad!"

Original Story: 'Do Not Vote For My Dad': John Mantooth Daughter Jan Schill Campaigns AGAINST Oklahoma Judicial Bid

"Golden Jetpack" for Tecave

Tony Tecave continues to dominate the galactic news cycle as details of his "golden jetpack" surface. Angry Nautolans protest the package...

Original Story: Tony Hayward's Golden Parachute

Salary Revelations Shock

Appointed government of the poor agricultural planet of Bel found to be lining their pockets. Outraged citizens want resignations...

Original Story: California officials reduce salaries in response to outcry

Mad Melvine Kicks Squalls?

"Mad Melvine" latest holotape includes an apology for "kicking baby squalls" - much to the horror of many who protect the cute lagomorphs.

Original Story: Unbelievable. Mel Gibson Acknowledges Hitting Newborn Daughter In New Tape — Is He At The Point Of No Return?

Additional Resources: Squall

Tony Tecave Out

Tony Tecave is ousted as leader of the Corporate Sector over his "gross incompetence" in handling the magma plume crisis on Glee Anselm.

Original Story: BP ousts CEO Hayward and taps an American

Melvine: "Wife is Rodian"

The latest in the "Mad Melvine" pod-wreck of publicity includes the embattled actor accusing his girlfriend of being a "secret Rodian."

Original Story: Mel Gibson Rages Against Oksana's Ex in Latest Tape

Core Sleeps Apart

"Til sleep do us part" an increasing motto of Core world married couples sleeping in separate beds. Unlike the Colonies and Inner Rim...

Original Story: 1 in 4 married couples sleep in separate beds

Lorrd Annoying Inmate

Other inmates find celebrity spice smuggler and billionaire-heiress Lindsey Lorrd disruptive to ordinary prison routines

Original Story: Jail source: Inmates are sick of Lindsay Lohan

Holotainment Analyzes Comic Consular

The aftermath of Comic Consular behind the galaxy, the holotainment industry examines fan responses like a Jedi seeing visions in the Force

Original Story: Comic-Con match-ups: Who won?

End for Spill Boss?

Tony Tecave, current leader of the Corporate Sector, to be let go as damage control for the magma plume on Glee Anselm continues.

Original Story: BP set to replace CEO

100,000 Docs Leaked

Hololeaks releases 100,000 documents detailing Republic secrets including friendly fire incidents and concerns about allies...

Original Story: What leaked documents are telling us about Afghan war

Psychic Worth Billions

Ord Mantell bookies offer over 10 billion credits for Pall the Psychic Cetacean. Pall is known for his ability to predict sports outcomes.

Original Story: Russian bookmakers offer 100,000 euros for Paul the octopus

Kuat Telbun Beaten

Female telbun severely beaten by Kuati security turns out to be a member of the Kuat Tannis noble family. Official apology forthcoming...

Original Story: Chinese police beat official's wife by mistake

Kuat Ocean Polluted

Images from Kuat show pollution spreading through the planet's largest sea. The burst power conduit is repaired but not before leakage.

Original Story: Pipeline repaired as China works to contain spill

Storm Halts Cleanup

Freak storm near magma plume site on Glee Anselm raise questions about Corporate Sector weather control technology. Plume clean-up halted...

Original Story: Storm Threat in Gulf Halts Most Work at Oil Spill Site

Market Report Strong

Galactic Markets strongly up across the board as equipment and real goods companies report good earnings, high confidence in next quarter.

Original Story: Wall Street rallies on strong earnings

Faked Cleanup Images Embarass

More false images from Corporate Sector cleanup crews on Glee Anselm cover up pilots in hangers, and artificial smiles on Nautolan workers.

Original Story: BP admits it 'Photoshopped' official images as oil spill 'cut and paste' row escalates