Agent was Jedi Cross Dresser

Imperial Agent found slain at his home was 2 weeks post-mortem. Blue lightsaber found on body indicates Agent may be a Jedi cross dresser.

Original Story: Murdered spook was a cross dresser

Moon-sized Battle Station Hoax

Rampant holonet hoax message states that a giant orbiting battle station will be visible in the sky "as large as a moon" tomorrow.

Original Story: Mars-moon hoax returns

Teen Robber a Murderer

Robbery goes awry when teen murderer shoots victim because "he said I looked like a spring nerf."

Original Story: Girl, 14, charged with shooting two men, one fatally

Fyury Furious For Oversleeping

Greenputter Fyury oversleeps and misses tee time in the prestigious Republic Core Delivery Company Open. Fyury: "disappointed, sleepy."

Original Story: Furyk disqualified for oversleeping

Galeras Goes Nova

Galeras goes nova, snarling navigation along the Perlemian Trade Route. Traffic advisories are likely to be in place for a few more days.

Original Story: Colombia's Galeras Volcano Erupts, No Injuries

Egg Recall Expands

More species of eggs added to recall that stretches across the Core and into the Colonies. Current count of recalled eggs: 1 quadrillion.

Original Story: Check your refrigerator! Two new egg brands added to recall list

Murdered Humans Were Migrants

Humans in mass grave were migrants moving to the Core, says local authority. Murdered migrants were likely slain in a Chiss/Hutt dispute.

Original Story:  Mexican investigators trying to identify 72 bodies found near border

More Mad Melvine Machinations

Mad Melvine in the news again as local prosecutors find new evidence in his domestic disputes. Melvine uncharacteristically had no comment.

Original Story: Prosecutors get evidence in Mel Gibson domestic violence probe