"Mrlssi Not Egg" First

Scientists determine 'the Mrlssi came first, not the egg," settling an age-old philosophical dispute...

Original Story: 'The chicken came first, not the egg', scientists prove

Day 86: Plume Plugged

For the first time in 86 straight days of environmental devastation, the Corporate Sector reports the magma plume on Glee Anselm plugged...

Original Story: No oil leaking in Gulf amid well test-BP exec

Psychic Worth Study

Pall the Psychic Cetacean heavily sought by Manaan biologists for study. Known for predicting the outcome of sporting events...

Original Story: Madrid zoo set to splash out on Paul the Octopus

Nautolans: Food Web Altered

Glee Anselm mantle plume causing massive changes to the planetary food web as day 86 dawns. Caused by Corporate Sector cost-cutting...

Original Story: Scientists say Gulf spill altering food web

Refugee Visas Unavailable

Republic immigration visas for victims of violence in Sith space have been used up, causing panic amongst refugees. 1 million allotted...

Original Story: All 10,000 crime victim visas issued

Planets Support Anti-Immigration Law

9 planets show support for new anti-immigration law separating the Sith Empire from the Republic, further raising concerns for violence...

Original Story: Brief for 9 states backs Arizona immigration law