Friday, July 16, 2010

"Kessel Spice Man" Huge Hit

The "Kessel Spice Man" takes the holonet by storm with marketing vids aimed at both celebrities and the average Duros alike.

Original Story: Lessons from The Old Spice Man

Melvine: "Kiss Wookiee"

Celebrity meltdown continues for vid actor "Mad Melvine" as tape demands that his girlfriend "kiss a Wookiee." A bitter custody battle...

Original Story: Mel Gibson in therapy as friends back troubled Hollywood star

Muja Comlinks Flawed

Muja-brand comlinks acknowledged to have dropped holograms if the user touches it. Solution: a thin band of polymer around the antenna.

Original Story: Apple Will Give Free Bumpers to iPhone 4 Owners

Coruscant: Quake Rattles Senate

Quake rattles Senate building on Coruscant, causing alarm amongst Republic leaders. The unscheduled planet tremor brought concerns...

Original Story: Minor earthquake shakes US capital's movers

"Barefoot Buccaneer" Remanded Home

"Barefoot Buccaneer" remanded to his homeworld of Hapes for a string of burglaries and starship thefts across the Core Worlds...

Original Story: 'Barefoot Bandit' being extradited from Florida to Washington state