Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Innovation Channel Hostages Safe

Terrorist killed after taking hostages at HNN's sister network "Innovation Channel." All hostages are safe but concerns exist for...  a rumored bomb, so authorities are taking their time investigating the corpse.

Original Story: Discovery Channel hostage situation: Gunman, believed to be James Jay Lee, shot by police; hostages safe

Greenputt Sparks Fire

Greenputter starts wildfire when his electroputter strikes an alluvial dampener hidden in the grass. No injuries reported...

Original Story: California golfer's errant swing 'sparks 12-acre blaze'

Muja Announces Today

Today is Muja's Fall Announcement, where new products are announced amidst pageantry and showmanship. This year has a musical theme...

Original Story: What Apple will, and won't, announce today

Arkania Evacuations Begin

Galactic Storm Eeral is expected to hit the Arkania system this weekend, bringing ionization and cosmic winds. Evacuations are underway.

Original Story: Hurricane Earl downgraded to Category 3, still threatens East Coast