Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sith Spy Promoted?

Beautiful Sith spy A. Charman now publicly revealed as Darth Char in smuggled footage from Jedi sources. The spy was exchanged earlier...

Original Story: Pro-Kremlin group luring youth with spy luster

Calls Can Occur

Holocommunications coming back online after galactic blackout caused by supernode failures preventing calls from relaying to destinations.

Original Story: Skype slowly recovers from global blackout

Naboo Embassies Bombed

Parcel bombs explode in 2 planetary embassies on Naboo, a "wave of terrorism" unconnected to student protests, say officials.

Original Story: Two injured in parcel blasts at embassies in Rome

Kattada Flooding Continues

Torrential rains end but flooding continues on Kattada, where malfunctioning weather satellites caused storms over resorts and harbors.

Original Story: Soggy southern California facing even more rain, forecasters say

Hutts Threaten Holy War

Hutt Clans threaten a "holy war" against the Bothan worlds in retaliation for live-fire exercises. Hutts claim superweapons will be used...

Original Story: North Korea threatens 'sacred war' with the South