HOPA Broker Quits

Twi'lek junior broker resigns position by spelling out "I quit" in smashed droid parts after boss calls her "HOPA" ('slave girl' in Ryl).

Original Story: Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)

"Wormholes" Senator Dies

ExplorCorps crash death-toll includes former "holonet is a series of wormholes" senator, while former Jedi ExplorCorps head and son survive.

Original Story: Former Senator Ted Stevens dies in Alaska plane crash

Bolt Injured

Solar Thruster champion Bolt takes remainder of year off after injured run with Gay results in humiliation.

Original Story: Injured Usain Bolt to miss the rest of 2010 season

Surfacing Magma Concerns

Questions remain on Glee Anselm as the long-term effects of the magma plume begin to surface.

Original Story: In the Gulf, scientific questions still lurk beneath the surface

Senator Not Nerf

Senator up for trial on ethics violations with the Banking Clan will "not be a sacrificial nerf." Demanding a trial to clear her name...

Original Story: Waters: 'I will not be a sacrificial lamb for anyone'

"Wormholes" Senator a Passenger

This just in: Former "The Holonet is a series of wormholes" Senator also thought to be on wrecked ExplorCorps ship.

Original Story: Ted Stevens may have been on plane that crashed in Alaska

ExplorCorps Ship Crashes

Downed astrogation ship thought to contain former head of the Jedi ExplorCorps. Five of 8 crew survived crash on a remote ice planet...

Original Story: Ted Stevens may have been on plane that crashed in Alaska

Kessel Fugitive Deadly

Last Kessel fugitive and Ubese accomplice still at large, "won't go down without a blaster fight."

Original Story: Arizona convict, fiancee won't 'go down lightly,' marshal warns

Runaway Speeder Recall

Auto-ignition malfunctions linked to SoroSuub recall of 328 million speeders. Drivers reported runaway landspeeders...

Original Story: Honda recalls 383,000 cars for rollaway danger

Angry Steward Escapes

Galaxy Tours steward gains unlikely fame as he becomes angry, yells at passengers, leaves in escape pod while still shouting.

Original Story: Cursing, beer and a popped chute as flight attendant quits